The Banana Cream Pie Conundrum

Continued from Feb. 17 post:

Hedonism! Where Nicole once considered the word a synonym for two honkin’ slabs of Banana Cream Pie, she now revels in the thought that  - thanks to her no-cooking ultimatum - she will no longer have to stir, knead, bake, or broil anything. As Ron becomes ever-thinner, Nicole seeks reassurance from other women ...

... including thinkers such as Ayn Rand.  

Zzzzz ... Nicole had no idea that not cooking involved such ... negativity. Still, she’s prepared too many meals and thrown too many dinner parties. She craves respite.  

An emaciated Ron proposes a desperate solution. To be continued ...