CONTAINS X-RATED ROOT VEGETABLE
Romeo and Juliet … Napoleon and Josephine … Antony and Cleopatra … Kim and Kanye (maybe not Kim and Kanye) … Great pairings, all! For most, it ended badly. Time will tell for Kim and Kanye, whose love is so private and pure that it shines brighter than the 15-carat engagement ring on Kim’s finger. But this isn’t a treatise about romance. It’s a brief essay about love.
Have you ever tried these veggie pairings? When you do, you will fall in love!
First: Broccoli and spinach. Combine. Steam. Nutmeg - just a dash. Wow! You want I should draw you a picture?
Second: Carrots and parsnips. Combine. Steam. Butter - lots of butter. That’s all she wrote, Dollinks.
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Tomorrow: That wonderful Yukon Orange Bread I falsely promised to print today.