Ron’s Barbecued Chicken Thighs

Mah, oh mah! One of my very favorite dishes! But first ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeC9Z1YQjXs Ooops! What I meant to play was “Smoke Gets in Your Thighs,” which is what this recipe’s about. Ron invented this dish. Truly, it is the best chicken recipe in my collection - quick to prepare, not too spicy, not too garlicky, not at all fatty, and a sure-fire crowd pleaser! The proportions below make just enough for the two of us, but are easy enough to increase.

Ron’s Barbecued Chicken Thighs:

This recipe requires extra time 

for marination

5 or 6 small chicken thighs, boneless and skinned

5 large garlic cloves or 8 medium, crushed

1/3 c. (80 mL) dark soy sauce

2 tsp. (10 mL) Chinese Sriracha sauce 

Place thighs in small bowl. Add sauce ingredients, combining over all sides of thighs. Cover and marinate in refrigerator at least 30 min. Barbecue over medium heat 5 min. per side. Serves 2. 

Use plenty of garlic!

Crush it well.

Garlic is essential to the success of this great recipe!

Now add the soy and Chinese Sriracha sauces.

Combine well; cover and refrigerate.

Barbecue and eat! This is quick and delicious!

Lemon-Glazed Blueberry Muffins

I made these easy, delicious muffins for house guests this week: They were a massive hit!

Lemon-Glazed Blueberry Muffins:

To Prepare the Muffins:

2 tbsp. (30 mL) freshly grated lemon rind

1 tbsp. (15 mL) lemon extract

3 c. (750 mL) all-purpose flour

3/4 tsp. (4 mL) baking soda

1/2 tsp. (2.5 mL) baking powder

1/2 tsp. (2.5 mL) salt

1 c. (250 mL) fresh blueberries 

1 c. (250 mL) butter or margarine, softened

2 c. (500 mL) granulated sugar

4 eggs, at room temperature

1 c. (250 mL) buttermilk (see Buttermilk Substitute Note)

Preheat oven to 350 deg. F. Drop ungreased paper liners into muffin pans or spray-grease muffin cups lightly. In small bowl, combine rind and extract. Set aside. Combine dry ingredients; carefully fold in blueberries. Set aside. 

In large mixing bowl, combine butter or margarine, gradually adding sugar until creamy, about 5 min.  

Add eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition. Mixing by hand, fold in thirds of dry ingredients and half the buttermilk alternately, beginning and ending with dry ingredients. Beat in rind and extract. Spoon into ungreased paper liners in muffin pans. 

Bake 25-to-30 min. or until toothpick poked into center of muffins comes out dry. Proceed with Lemon Glaze recipe while muffins are baking. Cool muffins in pan 10 min. before transferring onto cooling rack. Serve warm or at room temperature. Brush on Lemon Glaze. Makes 2-1/2 doz. standard-sized muffins. 

Buttermilk Substitute Note: For each cup of buttermilk you need, measure 1 tbsp. (15 mL) white vinegar or lemon juice and enough whole milk to measure 1 c. (250 mL). Stir, then let stand for 5 min. Or: use 1 c. (250 mL) plain yogurt. Or: Combine 1 c. (250 mL) milk with 1-3/4 tsp. (8 mL) cream of tartar.

Lemon-Glazed Blueberry Muffins

To Prepare Lemon Glaze:

2 tbsp. (30 mL) lemon marmalade

1-1/2 tsp. (2.5 mL) water

In small saucepan over low heat, combine 

marmalade and water, stirring frequently until marmalade melts. Continue warming 3 or 4 min. over low heat, or until mixture thickens enough to coat back of spoon. Do not boil. 

Using a pastry brush, dab muffin tops with glaze. Cool muffins to room temperature. 

Let glaze firm up at least 15 min.

Parsley Salad (Tabouleh)

The name Tabouleh conjures up macramé plant hangers, love beads, and flower power. Calling it Parsley Salad seems more “today.” 

When the parsley in my herb garden threatened to explode, I used plenty of it in this interesting Mediterranean salad. Some variations of Tabouleh use cinnamon; this one does not. Some use mint; I threw in a couple of fresh mint leaves, also from the garden. It all starts with a freshly snipped bunch of curly parsley ...

Fresh from the garden!

Parsley Salad (Tabouleh):

1 c. (250 mL) cracked wheat (bulghur)
1 c. (250 mL) boiling water
Enough fresh, stemmed parsley to make 3 c. (750 mL), uncompressed
2 large mint leaves, center stem removed
6 green onions (“spring” onions), finely chopped
4 large tomatoes, diced
1/2 c. (125 mL) chickpeas (garbanzo beans), drained, rinsed, blotted dry (see Note)
5 tbsp. olive oil
Juice of 3 medium lemons (or 2 large)
Coarsely ground salt and black pepper, to taste

To a small bowl, add cracked wheat and boiling water, combining well. Cover with cello wrap so steam cannot escape. Set aside until water has been fully absorbed and mixture reaches room temperature.

Cracked wheat absorbs equal amount of boiling water fast.

Chop parsley and mint finely. Add to medium bowl with green onions, tomatoes, and chick peas, combining well. 

Colorful - and highly nutritious!

In a clean, lidded jar, shake together olive oil and lemon juice. 

For the freshest taste, use freshly juiced lemons.

Dress salad with lemon juice and olive oil.

Pour over parsley mixture. Add cooled cracked wheat mixture, gently tossing until well combined. 

Voilà! C’est fini!

Season to taste. Serves 6.

Note: I used canned chickpeas in this dish.

Spicy Sesame Rice

I enjoy moderately spiced food, so this dish instantly became one of my favorites when I prepared it for house guests last night. I found the recipe on the side panel of a bag of Indian rice. Regrettably, I’ve lost the company’s name, so can’t give the company the credit. I’ve also changed the recipe slightly.

Spicy Sesame Rice.

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Spicy Sesame Rice!

4 tbsp. (60 mL) clarified butter, divided! (see Note!)
2 tbsp. (30 mL) coarsely chopped cashews!
1 c. (250 mL) plain sesame seeds!(not the black ones!)
1/2 tsp. (2.5 mL) cayenne pepper!
1 bay leaf, crumbled!
1/2 tsp. (2.5 mL) salt!
4 c. (1 L) hot, cooked basmati rice! (see Additional Note!)
Juice of 1/2 lime!

To a medium skillet over medium heat, add 1 tbsp.(15 mL) of the clarified butter, sautéing cashews until golden brown! Remove from pan and set aside! In small bowl, combine sesame seeds, cayenne, and crumbled bay leaf! To the skillet, add remaining 3 tbsp. (45 mL) of butter! Over medium heat, sauté seeds, cayenne, and bay leaf until seeds are golden brown! Remove from heat, stirring in previously sautéd cashews! Stir in salt and rice, combining thoroughly! Sprinkle with lime juice, serving hot! Serves 4!

Note: See the Index for How to Clarify Butter!

Additional Note: See the Index for How to Cook Rice!

Coarsely chop cashews!

Sauté cashews until golden!

Add combined seeds, cayenne, and bay leaf to pot or skillet!

Fry and proceed as directed! I forgot to take more photos!

Eggplant Parmigiana (Version 2)

This, Dollinks, is an eggplant. It looks like a zucchini in disguise. 

Eggplant. Not a zucchini.

This is a sliced eggplant. Not much prettier.

Sliced eggplant. Still not a zucchini.

But this, Dollinks, is what you can do with it! 

Eggplant Parmigiana: Dig in, Dollinks!

Eggplant Parmigiana (Version 2):

1 medium eggplant 

1 c. (250 mL) ketchup

1/3 c. (80 mL) spicy barbecue sauce (see Note)

1/4 c. (60 mL) parsley flakes

1/2 c. (125 mL) grated mozzarella cheese

1/4 c. (60 mL) Parmesan cheese

Preheat oven to 375 deg. F. Spray-grease a 7 in. x 11 in. (1L) baking dish. Peel eggplant, slicing into 1/4-in. (0.7 cm) pieces. Overlap single layer of eggplant slices at bottom of casserole. Combine ketchup, barbecue sauce, and parsley flakes. Brush generously over first layer of eggplant slices. Repeat layering and brushing until eggplant and sauce are entirely used up. Combine grated mozzarella and Parmesan. Sprinkle with cheeses. Bake 20-to-30 min., until eggplant is tender. Serves 4-to-6. This dish should be consumed the day it’s served. It doesn’t freeze or keep well. 

Note: This is the time of year to have Ron’s BBQ Sauce on hand! Not only is it great on the grill, but it’s perfect in this dish! 

Further Note: Eggplant is out-of-this-world-delicious in the appetizer enticingly called Baba Ganoush. 

Eggplant lover? Be sure to try Eggplant Parmigiana (Version 1)!

Hot Crab and Artichoke Dip

This deliciously simple appy is my kinda dip!

Hot Crab and Artichoke Dip:

8 oz. (250 g) cream cheese, softened

One 14 fl. oz. (398 mL) can unmarinated artichoke hearts, drained and roughly chopped

1/4 c. (60 mL) mayonnaise

2 cloves garlic, finely chopped

1/2 tsp. (2.5 mL) each dried basil, onion powder, salt, horseradish, hot sauce

Approx. 1/2 lb. (225 g) shelled crabmeat, canned or fresh (see Note)

1/2 c. (125 mL) grated mozzarella cheese

1/3 c. (80 mL) red bell pepper (capsicum), diced fine

1/3 c. (80 mL) green bell pepper (capsicum), diced fine

1/3 c. (80 mL) green onion, sliced fine

Crackers or sliced baguette, for serving

Preheart oven to 350 deg. F. In food processor, whirl cream cheese, artichoke hearts, mayonnaise, garlic, basil, onion powder, salt, horseradish, and hot sauce until well combined. Transfer to baking dish. Drain and rinse crabmeat. Hand-stir into creamed mixture with cheese, peppers, and onion. Mixture should be chunky. Bake, loosely covered with foil, 15-to-20 min. until heated through. Serve at once, heaping onto crackers or baguette. Serves 8.

Note: I find artificial crab to be superior to the real thing in preparing a dish like this. Not only is the real crab expensive, but its delicate flavor is lost among the spiciness blend of flavors in this excellent appy!