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You clever Frat boys can tell I’m passionate about these eggs! Just look at all the italics and exclamation marks I’ve used! And look at that fancy word “knobbly”! It means “with lumps and a misshapen appearance”. When I was a college girl, I dated plenty of college boys who looked exactly like that. Buck up! You’ll grow out of it to live happily after, so sit down and read up about these wonderful eggs. This recipe serves one. Do the math and use a larger skillet if you want more.
Frat House “Lifted” Eggs with Cheese:
2 eggs per-person (knobbly college boys may prefer 3 or even 4)
1 tbsp. whole milk or light cream
Dash of salt, to taste
One slice cello-wrapped sandwich cheese, broken into 10 or 12 pieces