Ants on a Log:
Smooth or chunky peanut butter, as required
Raisins or currants, as required
Rinse, dry, and trim celery stalks into 2-in. lengths. Fill hollow with peanut butter. Dot with raisins or currants. Step back to avoid being trampled by the stampede.
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I’m not sure if I’m playing for the Bronco Bulls or the Dodge Rams, but both uniforms fit pretty well, even if those shoulder pads looked wa-a-ay better in the ’80s. I won’t even talk about the pants, but I’d bet a pret-ty pen-ny that none of those footballers has ever given birth. And here’s a tip: If you guys want to look good for the camera, ditch the makeup. Only Avril Lavigne wears the raccoon look, and it isn’t so hot on her, either. Now tell me truthfully … Does this helmet make me look fat?
Tomorrow: A Super Bowl dinner of Flank Steak with Mushrooms and Wine.